Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Victoria's Sucker

Why don't Victoria's Secret Underoos fit right?

Ideally, underwear should fit your body like the picture on the left. Instead, the waistband in the back is halfway up my back.

I used to think it was me and my small caboose. But even my ample-bottomed friends have told me that these trademark cotton panties are an awkward fit for them, too.

I don't care if they're 5 for $25. I'm not buying these damn bottomless bottom saggers anymore.

Tell me, where are all the good panties?

12 comments:

demondoll said...

"1/2 way up my back" HAHAHAHAHA! I almost woke the boy! They do the same thing to me, and you know you always could set a plate on this shelf. It's them.Mebbe check the archives at Las F- I think they covered this a few months back
My gf's in SoCal used to get La Perla, or you could go w/ Natori. or Felina.

Veronica said...

Hmm..? I don't have a problem with them they are my fav. I think you need more rolls like me to hold them up! ahaha! I have no booty..but hips and rolls!
I also like Target undies (jockey.)

Unknown said...

I really like VS's undies. That's all I ever buy, and GD do I have a ton of them. They're just so cute!

Are you going with the cotton ones or some of the fancier stuff?

Anonymous said...

hahaha 1/2 way up your back... that's a definite negative, cousin! we can't be having any of that. sometimes you make me laugh. real hard. i love it! :) maybe try la perla and cosabella from nordstroms?

ElleDee said...

Well, I have NON cotton ones from VS and I like the fit on a couple of them but I have to buy an "XS" which is competely ridiculous b/c I'm not that. It's the satin-y or sheer material.
Isn't La perla HEY-LA money? (That episode where Jessica Simpson buys bras and is SHOCKED when she finally looks at the receipt is what pops into my head.) I guess I should give them a try. Haven't heard of Cosabella, Natori or Felina. Maybe I should give them a whirl.
No, I don't have a preference for cotton. I like the bikini cut (thin straps on the side) so that's my only preference. Oh yah! And they have to pretty!!!

demondoll said...

Jessica Simpson is a spoilt jack-ass if she doesn't know the cost of her own coochie covers. Then again, if her daddy's always buyin' em...
Anyway, go to Nordie's or even Macy's if you want to see and compare some of the brands. xoxo

Couch potato said...

I love me some Jockey's I buy them at Kohls because that is where they are cheap. I don't liket he VS one's either I have to get the x-small and they still don't fit, what the hell.

demondoll said...

I am so looking into IPEX.

ElleDee said...

Thanks for the tip, Sleepless. My first reaction was, "You kick down $50 for an freakin' bra??" And then I realized, I pay $48 for Vicky bras!!!!! :P Guess I can kick down the extra $2.

ElleDee said...

Hey cuz! I almost forgot to say hello! Thanks for commenting ;)

ElleDee said...

What style?!?!

Auntie Sassy said...

LD...clearly your problem is that you call them panties.
If you start referring to them as small pants, they will magically alter their shape and size to fit yours.
That is my theory.