A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said, "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female.
7 comments:
hehehehehehehe... I always love that joke. Why do men get to be ungrateful anyway, getting younger wives and stuff without anyone batting an eye? And if women complain about needing a haircut or new clothes, say, we get the "there she goes again, don't you know you live in America"... and that is usually from the women in my life!
Hahahaha! I love that one!!!
The obsession with youth makes me sad. But mebbe that's becuz I am not young! ;)
Hahahahahahaha boys are so stupid :)
Ddoll- you may say you are not young....but giiirl you look GOOD!You fool everyone, for sure. Beautiful woman! :)
hehehe...If I was that wife...I'd grab that wand and hit him in the head, the amnesia will make him think otherwise. ;)
You're very nice Pooks. I think I'd stick that wand where the sun don't shine. Mmm-hmm.
I'm not speaking as an "ungrateful bastard", but this is just an observation from a male point-of-view:
Fairies may be female, but Genies are male!
My one wish from a fairy would be to get a Genie. That way, I'd get THREE wishes, not just one!
Too true, genies give 3 wishes LOL!
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